desperation

hello homo sapiens,

so when your neighbour steals your precious one and only capo, or your cat fight with it, or maybe your grandma throw your capo away, no worry, you can always find other alternative to capo. in my case, my friend accidentally broke my precious red adorable capo because she was too busy someone else's tray of freaking eggs. (who she barely knows).

i found this video on Youtube which is undeniably useful. GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!!!!!

you'll be needing a guitar (of course), a pencil and rubber bands. it is freakingly simple, and if you can't get the thing right, you better be off to Mars. secure it tightly or it will sound like crap.

but don't be so cheap, buy a capo. 

Busy Busy Busy!

Assalamualaikum and hi uols! sorry for being MIA. title pun Busy Busy Busy kan. hehe. tapi still i have time untuk blog tersayang. eceh. oh yea, selamat datang new followers! i noticed semenjak cuti 2011 hari tu, followers tiba-tiba jak naik rapidly, even though masa tu sibuk bercuti, berjalan sakan. followers tiba-tiba pula naik. aww comel lah :p

my calender said its 2012 dah, yours pun cakap gitu. hahaha. okay not funny at all. tahun nie i'll be sitting for the treacherous exam......................

S P M

Saya. Pergi. Mati.

kbai.

hahahaha. okay, actually my lets-excel-ze-SPM progress = 0.

and my amin♥ pun tahun nie STPM. all the best okay sayang? :D

i've been busy with school. eceh, pegi sekolah bukan belajar. hahahaha. its been the 2nd week since school reopened. tomorrow masuk 3rd week kan. but still, our school is busy with Sport's Day which is due tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. acara? i tak ikot apa-apa lah kak~ :p this budak rumah Kancil ada tulis nama untuk kawad kaki, tapi fikir balik, omg katakan tidak kepada sunburn :p

to be frank, masa tu memang banyak untuk study tapi i've been playing games. ALL DAY LONG. bukan lagi day, siap b'jaga malam lagi, game punya pasal lahh. even time-time sekolah pun sibuk berjaga malam. wuwuwuwu. okay FML!

aaaaand, im also busy filling my Nilam book record. phewww. its a long way to go. me and my two friends were selected by that one teacher in school to join the Nilam camp something in the mid of Feb, and she said we should fulfill our Nilam book record before the due camp as a preparation. so yeah, we're authorized to stay in the school's library by ourselves without the care and guidance from the pengawas pusat sumber. hahahahaha. 

im trying my best lah nie penuhkan buku Nilam~ =="

and talking bout school, i've been selected as the Keceriaan something-something in class. i've been wielding this position for like three years in a row? three or two? okay, doesnt matter :p

oh yeah, i'd like thank a very good friend of mine for buying these goods for me while he was on his vacation in Sarawak. to be frank, i almost cried when he sent these. thank you my dear friend (:

bid farewell to 2011 ♥

hey homo sapiens, aliens, cats, dogs, superhumans, policemen, talking birds, stalker or whatever you are!

first of all, do not ask me how im spending the last of 2011. im Futterwacken-ing vigorously! thats the answer to your question. anybody knows what is that? Google it. (remember, Google is always your friends, more like your Einstein friend)

seriously, im spending the last of 2011 with my lovable internet, tv and other type of entertainment. pretty lifeless huh. i know right. while other people are spending their last of 2011 BBQ-ing, launching fireworks, being with their loved ones, im here watching cartoon while eating junk foods. dont get it wrong, just because im pretty lifeless, doesnt mean i dont have loved ones or family or friends to celebrate with. im not really excited for 2012. i repeat, NOT EXCITED.

am i the only one in this planet Earth who is not happy for 2012? i shall move to Mars then.

so yeah, brb moving to Intan's house for pure excitement :p

so, talking bout new year, i have listed out my new year's resolution. have you? 

I’m ready to welcome 2012, not with a fizzle, but with a bang! im gonna make this 2012 a memorable one, starting tomorrow! so here's my so-called new year's resolution;

1. GET FIT  OMG GET TO AN IDEAL WEIGHT BY MID 2012 YOU BASTARD!! *exhale inhale* calm your self down Epop. yes i mean that ideal and healthy, im thin as a rail for your information T__T
2. prioritize and focus on it. a priority is a priority after all.
3. DO NOT PROCRASTINATE!!!! OR ELSE I WILL END UP DROWNING IN A POOL OF REGRETS, DESPAIR AND FAILURE.
4. study hard and excel in my SPM. GET BLOODY GREAT GRADES. im one of the SPM candidate next year! oh yeah, its time to get to the real shit *high five sorang sorang*
5. don’t be over-confident about everything. NOT everything will fall into its right places. lower your expectations okay Epop sweetheart.
6. get closer to the Almighty, Allah s.w.t.
7. spend less time on the internet especially Twitter. this social networking site is so addictive its killing me.
8. manage my financial wisely. save money for rainy days. shop less. SHOP LESS? EXCUSE ME? freakingly impossible but i'll try T__T
9. never stop searching for new experiences, such as meeting new people, seeing new places, trying new food and beverages, listen to new music, watching new films and reading new books.
10. balance my time between family, friends, and him ♥
11. be extra careful in driving. i dont want to get involved in more car accident. i dont want history to repeat. takmo takmo T_T
12. do stuff in forbidden state. its likely what i called FUN. doing stuffs in such forbidden situation makes it more memorable. crime or stuffs against the law is excluded. in short, have loads of fun. do possible crazy things! life is too short to not have fun :3
13. stop cursing. me and my holy-hell-made mouth.
14.  REMEMBER THAT I HAVE RESOLUTIONS.

in a nutshell, i just wanna be a better person (:

but again, resolutions? holy cow.

me; 

but i'll try (:

EVERY KAT HAS IT'S DAY

Assalamualaikum,

hi everyone. today, im having a fine extremely depressing and devastating day. who else? so raise your glass and blablabla, shall we sing to Raise Your Glass - Pink now? hahaha.

just now i ran into my Chemistry teacher (not really "my") and asked her about my result. Chemistry result. she said, only three out of semua student di sekolah lulus. horror. okay actually kelas kami jak pun yang ada subjek nie. idk if ada student ambil Chemistry luar package but only three outta of 32 pupils in our class passed that bloody Chemistry. siapa sedih siapa sedih? semua sedih. and lepas tu cepat-cepat check result lepas one of my classmate bagitau results are out! sila check dekat sini okay for your result.

and i was like ken ai just dai or what result addmath and chemistry saya macam wah dari istanalah ceritanya. tapi okay im grateful dapat result teruk camtu. asal nda jatuh teguling jatuh dari tangga top Batu Caves sudah. *lap airmata*

laju jak kan masa berlalu. next year masuk form 5 dohh. lepas tu hujung tahun kena dating dengan SPM. terbakar lettewww. kena cover semua nie especially bila result macam fuhhhhhhhhhhh speechless. seeing from my result pun okay memang grade menurun. siapa sedih? saya masih sedih. sesedih-sedihnya macam budak baru putus cinta. ewah.

macam subject english tu, tiba-tiba jak drop pegi B+, yala manusia macam ai nie manakan Einstein sangat.............(kelasmet saya pula semua Einstein-Einstein belaka lepas tu saya jealous gila u_u) tapi alhamdulillah BM naik balik. okay sebelum nie sa dapat E. guess how much okay 40 edge of glory lettewww hahahahaha. sebenarnya saya memang nda pernah dapat A untuk BM except masa PMR tu okay PMR tu tinggal kenangan lagi, kita kena teruskan langkah pegi SPM. ewah

untuk subjek Chemistry okay jangan tanya memang gagal. sekali jak pernah lulus sepanjang form 4 yang honeymoon ini. eh honeymoon ka? more like hell u_u and kali nie tiba-tiba gagal Addmath. sebelum nie addmath setakat okay tapi belum pernah gagal till now.......................................alah, gagal nie sementara jak. nanti bangun balik lettewww. math saya pun turun. turun grade. tapi still lulus lah.

lepas tengok cousin-cousin saya seterageling beguling-guling last minit untuk SPM which is happening now, membara-bara semangat mau belajar bak dipanggang gitu. preparation mesti awal-awal jadi i guess dari awal tahun depan lagi saya kena seteraguling untuk SPM saya yeah lepas dekat-dekat SPM tu biar bagi saya enjoy to the fullest biar SPM candidates yang lain jeles gila siap bagi jelingan maut amboiii. hahaha! SPM tu kita ambil sekali jak dalam umur 17 tahun. tiada ayat "tunggu jap okay SPM" "jap ahh belum ready lagi" "tunda sehari boleh?" omg no no no no no takdewww okay jadi preparation mestilah secukup-cukupnya. semua pun mau berjaya kan? siapa yang tiada niat mau berjaya? helloooooo even bad guys pun mau berjaya.

hai mak enon sayang, terima kasih for the encouragement. sayang sangat dekat kau. hahahaha. terharu gila. omomomomomomomo rasa mau lastik-lastik jak mata dia! hahaha.

kalau sudah jatuh sekali, nda pa, boleh cuba lagi. usaha lagi. jangan jak sudah dapat result teruk, lepas merayau nda tentu arah, on9 24/7/365 eh kemonlahhh! kalau mau rasa kejayaan, mesti ada usahakan? kan kan kan? thank you kepada those yang sudah bagi encouragement dekat saya yang saya boleh buat lebih baik dari yang ini and yang sediakan incentives untuk saya *ehem* yea, sayang sangat lebih-lebih dekat Amin ♥ eh eh eh. hahaha. kalau sudah sayang lebih-lebih tu, sila belikan princess, egg tart okay and blueberry tart okay? :P

untuk result yang terrible ini, tomorrow me and my girls are going out of town. untuk untuk untuk? ber-enjoy gitu dari ke-stressan dan problems yang melanda. ewah rasa macam retisss pula banyak masalah nie tau.hahahaha. okay teda lah retisss sangat, saya nie cuma tumpang glams Greyson Chance jak. hahahaha. okay tiada kaitan. *zip mulut* 

sorry sebab merepek panjang nie. ya, saya tahu nie entri yang sedih tapi dicover dengan segala "hahahaha" . kbai hevanaissday errbody! (n_n)v

Assalamualaikum.

you're never gonna believe that im not going to school tomorrow yippeeeeeeeeeee! oh wait, cuti sudah. 

guess what, im gonna be super duper extremely boring this holiday. oh my dear Ann, please datang laju-laju tempat ai sebab ai miss you so much nak mampos! rindu lah sayang. rindu okay. *lap air mata guna cadar powerpuff girl*

so haiii, ini Anan saya. yes saya punya ok. back off! okay terlebih :p

gambar nie masa kami d KK. yea KK bah. KK. nda silap nie last year nie di KFC dekat lupa omg. tapi memang KFC tapi lupa dekat mana. hahahaha. yang dimana kami berdua berjalan macam homeless people okay tiada arah tuju. maklumlah berdua sahaja di KK tapi sebab kami awesome, semua penculik, perompak etc etc jahat bad guys tabik kami macam royalty HARHARHAR!

sayang, cepat-cepat datang okay. im damn bored sini. i miss you. i miss gossiping with you. i miss SMS-ing with you during the night even though you were right here beside me. (hahahahhahaha).

 i miss your cooking especially your maggi. i miss eating beef burger with you every evening. 

i miss laughing over when you kena gigit semut api bapak banyak sial sebab kita pegi ambil jambu. hahahaha. okay i will defend you my dear sayang, yaiiii semut kau belum rasa lagi gigitan berbisa i. siap kau. :p 

i miss singing macam sial with you. lol speaking about singing, i remember kita pernah kena marah sebab mandi malam. okay sebenarnya bukan mandi malam. tapi sebab kita blast lagu 7 Things by Miley Cyrus tu tengah malam time shower. hahahahaha. siap jiran pungpangpungpang bising merungut sebab kita bising. jiranlah sangat, jiran bilik okay :p

i just miss you sayang oi. i know kita banyak memory daun pisang ewah. cepatlah pegi sini lai lai lai lai lai putihnya si air susu seputih cintaku dan akan ku tuang ke dalam gelas asmara. (oh my gucci, kenapa mengada-ngada sangat nie? oh maafkan saya) be my company. come, come come come, come to me. *suara hypnotizing punya you cant resist*

Selamat bercuti uolss! belek-belek jugak dohh buku masa cuti nie. jangan bagi tinggal berhabuk ber-termites, and segala ber-insects nya okay. bagi yang form 4, nambawah and form 2 tu sila belajar rajin-rajin sebab tahun depan start jadi candidate exam besar. wooo hooo best! ok tipu. nda best pun. eh kemonlah, kalau mau berjaya mesti ada usahakan? Semangat!! Semangat!! n_n

oh and baidewei for SPM and STPM candidates, selamat menghadapi exam, which SPM start besok. mweehehehehhehe. all the best! kbai xoxo.

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Assalamualaikum

im currently having problems. yes problems. banyak problem. which is hari hari make me cry. Booooo lemah lah princess! one day you will watch me rise lepas semua yang kau lemparkan dekat sa. sebelum mau pungpangpungpang tuduh orang cenggitewwwwww, sila panggil POLIS, CIA, CSI, NCIS, FBI, MDK, SMS, MAK BIDAN, KETUA KAMPUNG, TOK KADI, IMAH NASI LEMAK, LISA SURIHANI, JUSTIN BIEBER, MAK SITI, CLEOPATRA, OBAMA, NARUTO, DETEKTIF CONAN UNTUK MENYIASAT OKAYYY!!!........... YAA SEMUA PANGGIL OKAY BIAR GLAMS! i is the star. yesh i know.... okay tipu!! okay Epop, cukup dengan merapu okay. okay cukup dohhh. 

kbai

*sambung nanges tepi katil T.T

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I know I'm still young
But, I know how I feel
I might not have too much experience
But, I know when love is real.

By the way my heart starts pounding
When I look into your eyes
I might look a little silly
Standing with my arms stretched open wide.

I love you this big
Eyes have never seen... this big
No-one's ever dreamed... this big
And I'll spend the rest of my life
Explaining what words cannot describe but, I'll try
I love you this big

I'll love you to the moon and back
I'll love you all the time
Deeper than the ocean
And higher than the pines.

Cause girl, you do something to me
Deep down in my heart
I know I look a little crazy
Standing with my arms stretched all apart.

I love you this big
Eyes have never seen... this big
No-one's ever dreamed... this big
And I'll spend the rest of my life
Explaining what words cannot describe but, I'll try
I love you this big

So much bigger than I ever dreamed my heart ever would
I love you this big
And I'd write your name in stars across the sky
If I could, I would

I love you this big
Oh, eyes have never seen... this big
No-one's ever dreamed... this big
And I'll spend the rest of my life
Explaining what words cannot describe but, I'll try
I love you this big

I love you this big
Oh, eyes have never seen... this big
No-one's ever dreamed... this big
And I'll spend the rest of my life
Explaining what words cannot describe but, I'll try
I love you this big

Yes i love youu this big Muhd. Nazrin Zaini <3